Curriculum Vitae? More Like Crossword Vulture.

What are your real skills? Try re-designing your cv to find out your real strengths and desires.


  • I acquire disproportionate amounts of satisfaction from stacking the dishwasher really, really well.
  • I cannot fall asleep unless every electronic device I own is charging.
  • I hate that I think Kanye West is the most narcissistic, pig-headed individual on the planet and still, I listen to his music.
  • When I’m doing crosswords, I pencil in the imagined correct answers next to but never in the actual box . I’ll only take the real plunge right at the very end.


I’m proposing a revolution. That people finally put their real skills on their c.v. Yes, real skills. Those little  idiosyncratic characteristics that make us who we are. People are not ‘driven’, ‘conscientious’, ‘motivated’. People like their biscuits dunked a certain way and will or won’t fly into absolute, disproportionate rage at other people who do or don’t put the milk in before the tea. People sit on trains and make anagrams…

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